Guitarage

There's few things that scare me more than having one of the Pants tell me they bought a new piece of gear. This recently happened. I was terrified that Dante was going to take up the guzheng in a bid to get out from behind the drum kit.

Instead, Pony said he bought a new guitar. It looks like this:

Jeebus. I hope he still has the receipt.

New Music, New Musicians

Hey fans! All sorts of things afoot right now.

We're still working on our new album, and getting in shape for some upcoming gigs and various court-ordered appearances.

We've also been exploring some new sounds. We almost hired this lady:


...but we couldn't get agreement around per diems working out. Last I heard she was going on tour with Mastodon.

Anyhow, we'll have new music out soon. Stay tuned...

Our demographic and gigs

One of the downsides to being an aging pop star is that generally, your fans get old, too.

Being me, I take advantage of all the best technologies, stay the hell out of the sun, and eat right. so I still look pretty good.

But then I look out at the audience, and realize these are my people...

Anyhow, this is a good example of what some of our gigs are like:




Make sure you press the "snowflake" button.

PS that's not The Pants in the background. I believe it is Built To Spill or maybe  The Arcade Fire.